Hate me it only makes me stronger

The lads including Nathan (cardboard bearded Nathan) in Japan x

This story is going to be based on any member you’d like it to be. I’ll use ‘he’ or ‘him’ as the character name and you can add your favourite member’s name if you wish.

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* Your POV *
I returned home from a long day at work to find a box in the living room of the…

Constantly professional (X)

(Source: twjaybird, via mariana-barros)

''WHAT BMX TRICKSTER CAN'T RIDE THE BMX?''

Nathan: So the main moment of this, like, scene here was these BMX-sters, these, like, amazing BMX tricksters that we've hired in. We've been waiting all night for their big moment, and it gets to it and they go to get the ramp and they go ''we can't to that''.
Jayne: Why not?
Nathan: But you're BMX-tricksters? "I know, we can't do that. We don't jump." what do you mean, you are BMX tricksters? And they go ''oh no, we don't do tricks'' what you do then? ''We just ride the BMX:es'' anyone can ride a BMX!
Tom: You can't!
Jayne: But they did it on the video. It was on the video, doing it for the audition.
Nathan: What?
Jayne: Who was on the video?
Nathan: Who's on the video?
Jayne: They sent the video in, [starts to say something but get interrupted by herself by laughing]
*Both Nathan and Jayne suddenly starts to laugh their ass of*
Nathan: It was like their audition, and it was like they filmed --
Jayne: -- someone else doing it!
*Both continue laughing hysterically*
Nathan: Maybe, just like, their friend send in the video and they got the job, and they went ''oh, we can't make that day!" *pretends to call someone* "Hey, mate, do you wanna do it?'' ''what do I have to do?'' ''ride a bike?''
*More laughter from Jayne and Nathan*
Nathan: WHAT BMX TRICKSTER CAN'T RIDE A BMX?!
Jayne: Them! Them" they're none-BMX tricksters.
*Both continue laughing hysterically*
Kevin: She [Jayne] has lost the part, she's gone.
Nathan: The best part is that they've been waiting around for the best part for ten hours.
Jayne: Actually the whole day!
Kevin: They could though ask them to do the tricks earlier.
Nathan: I'm finished, mate, I'm finished, I'm finished. I'm done, I am done.
Jayne: I've never laughed so much in my whole life.
Nathan: I'm done, bye.
[Seev coming in to the conversation, confused by all the laughter]
[Jayne explaining to Seev]: The BMX tricksters, they sent a video in. They never said it was them. It was just other people doing it, a professional. They can ride a bike, though.
Seev: Oh my god, what legends.
Jayne: That's a blag.
[Nathan coming back again]
Nathan: To be fair, they're getting paid, don't they? They're getting paid more than we are.
Jayne: They didn't get away with it, because we didn't have time to do the shot.
Nathan: Aye?
Jayne: They didn't have time to do the shot, they nearly got away with it. It would've been the biggest blag ever.
Nathan: But it was like a ramp, and they went ''what do you have to do?'' and you have to ride of that and do a trick in the air ''... we don't do ramps'' That's the first step of riding the BMX!
[Jayne quotes the BMXers to Tom]: We don't to ramps!
Tom: Do you pedal?
*Everybody starts to laugh their ass of*
Jayne: Do you change the chain?
Nathan: But the funny thing is, they know that we're terrorizing them at the moment as well and they keep on looking over and giving us dirty looks.
Jayne: Oh wow.
Nathan: Gutting! Well played, boys, you blagged it! But you can't blag a blagger, learn that in life. Get out!